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The end might be nigh or we might have missed it altogether.

I dread the day that Jesus returns from yonder and starts treading the polluted soils of this not so fair earth.

I dread the expected news cast from CNN; Jesus is back, tickets on sale now, Jesus booked in for a season at Caesar’s Palace, exclusive interview with Jesus Christ to follow.

So let’s imagine that the troubled one does return and is harassed beyond all reasonable cause and probably driven into hiding, where would he go?

There is one answer. There is only one place on this earth that news crews can’t go. There is only one country where he could relax and take it easy.

Yes, you guessed it, North Korea!

That crazy dictator of theirs would probably be a most generous host and would keep all the commercial interests of the world at bay.

He might already be there.

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